This is a new series called well, Top 10. Every Sunday a new list will be up.

Rules–

1- they can be past or present as long as they are not dead.

10- Tim Lincecum. “Some people call me Tiny Tim. Then Roger Clemens gave me something that made me really big. Now I am the king of San Fran!”

9- Jake Peavy. “I wanted to move to Chicago. But the Padres wouldn’t let me.”

8- David Price. “I should be in MLB. But the stupid Rays put me in triple A. So now I want to go to Pittsburgh. Where I’ll be an ace. The Pirates have no future. Until they trade for me.”

7-  Rickey Henderson. “I am awesome. Awesome I really, really am. I am the greatest of all time. I made the hall of fame. And I wanted to go in alone. But that stupid Jim Rice got in with he.”

6- Brett Favre. “I just retired and I am really, really sad. Wait hold on a minute. I think I’ll play another year.”

5- LeBron James. “Someone told me I am overrated. I just punched them in the face. They are now in the hospital oh wait I meant their grave.”

4- C.C. Sabathia. “The Yankees pay me a ton of money. No matter what I do. I could suck all the time. Or I could throw a no-hitter. But I am secretly a Red Sox fan. So hey you know what I’ll do.”

3- Kevin Garnett. “Doc Rivers is a lier. I could play any day. The NBA just wants he to sit. Because hey it just wouldn’t be fair for everyone else if I played.”

2- Dice-K Matsuzaka. ” イチロー母。私はリングしている。秀樹母私はリングしている。母ヤンキース、レッドソックスは私だ。” Translation- I have no idea.

1- Dustin Pedroia. “Some say I am five feet tall. Some say I am six. Some say I am 5.9 Which I don’t get. The truth is I am ten feet tall. I think it is hard to not know. I mean just look at me. I am taller then Big Papi. Taller then Manny. Taller then ‘The Unit’. Taller then KG.”

Runner Up- Matt Wieters. (trying to do a rap.) “What? Ohh ya um I rock. But I can’t beat the Soxs. Because I talk a lot. Yo!”

I am sure that none of these guys would ever sing the songs but hey it could happen.

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Whoever finds out what Dice-K’s song is wins the trivia question.